6/19/2023 0 Comments Closed hands joke![]() I think make the B sign in ASL with both of my hands, stand up and say "BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ" at them while they run away in fear, and when the middle child says, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY" I keep moving towards them with my B hands while saying, "DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST LET YOU BEE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" My youngest, amidst her sobs, says, "It was as big as a baseball" and holds the one I keep on my desk up for comparison. So, we finish up, and I go inside ahead of them, making them put the shovels away, and I hear, from inside, them running and crying/shrieking across the front porch and inside the house. My youngest says that Winter is her favorite season because all the bees are dead. I'm talking like they're afraid of butterflies. Any time any insect flies past them, they scream bee and run away screaming. My two youngest children-total cowards-were helping me clear out all of the storm drains and curb gutters on our street to help the expected 10-20 inches of rain drain as best they can. I live in South Carolina, sort of near the coast, and Hurricane Florence is headed this way. I told him not to get too hung up on the specific details but just to make sure he dotted his tees and crossed his eyes. Well eventually I was getting ready to leave the factory and they had me train my replacement. That way, I could just kinda zone out and hit the t-shirt a few times randomly without paying much attention to where exactly I was applying the dots. But one of the guys who’d been there longer than I had gave me a piece of advice. It was a mental thing - I’d get hung up on where should I apply the next dot so it doesn’t look bad, etc. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills. ![]() Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, I’d apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasn’t blank t-shirt. I’m so sorry, I have nothing better to do. When he was found, he was cut right in two. But one day, while he was practicing, the great sarcophagus fell over - door still open - right on the magician. They were locked in place while it was open, but retracted as it closed, making it seem as though the magician had escaped death. The piece had giant, metal blades inside at waist level. The Russian magician, in 1932, found an amazing new piece for his act: a giant, wooden sarcophagus in the shape of a beautiful woman. He brought her down an aisle, found a section marked “birthday,” and said: ![]() She picked out a lovely candle, but wanted to include a nice note. The magician’s wife brought him to the store to buy gifts for a birthday party. What do you call a magician with very skinny fingers? His wife asked, as he brought them in, what the hell he had just bought. So he bought another, wooden structure, like an easel, but with clamps to hold the painting in place while he prodded it with the paintbrush. He also loved painting, but because of his style he often knocked the canvas around while dabbing on the paint. What do you call a magician who is an administrator at a college, but nobody knows what students he is in charge of?Ī magician went out to the store and bought a big metal structure so he could hang upside down and do situps. Did you hear about the magician who grabbed Eminem so hard his SnapBack fell off?
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